You've heard of dumb criminal stories, but here's one with a strange church twist. Howard Morgan of Savannah visited Asbury United Methodist Church for Easter services yesterday, but instead of staying for the sermon, he stole a member's car keys, left church and drove away in the car, running into five other cards in the parking lot as he left. Police had no problem finding him, since he had filled out visitor information in the church's guest book and had given them his correct name and address. I think he should have stayed for the sermon. He told the police that "the devil made him do it." Read the story from WTOC-TV in Savannah here and the report in the Savannah Morning News here.